Flake
Just call him the rooster, cause he’s the corn flake mascot. Give him all the head and shoulders on earth and you might get rid of his dandruff, but you can’t stop him from flaking. If another ice age came and it snowed 10 years straight, The earth still wouldn’t have as many flakes as him.
Wanna play ball? He’ll flake you out, Break your ankles cause you swore he’d come through, But in the end, he won’t see you.
And you can bet your last penny that He’s 100%, guaranteed to, pinky promise, cross-my-heart-and-bound-to-lie Gonna stand you up.
But one day, oh you just wait, Cause one day he’ll come through, He’ll be 20 minutes early. You’ll be 30 minutes late. Liiiiiffeee…